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- Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
- Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth
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I cant help but feel this couldve been avoided.
stupid is as stupid does.
I love how the baby gets smacked in the head
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Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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i cannot stop laughing at this gif
it’s just like
ONE ROSE IS NOT ENOUGH LET’S HAVE ALL THE ROSES
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